why do it when you can have to body of Mike Chan, while eating all you can?
just teach yourself to vomit after you eat anything. some call it bulimia, others call it having the abs of a frat brother with absolutely no effort.... you be the judge. Refer to Mike Chan himself for testimonials.
aside from making fun of mike, this weekend was pretty dope. got boba + chicken, saw Inglourious Basterds while managing to evade lurkers 1&2, played basketball, and got lunch with some good friends from back in the day, not too bad.
sometime last week, lee (mike) and i had a pretty analytical conversation about friendship preservation. to me, two major factors stood out as playing key in friendship longevity: mutual interests and shared aspirations. we were talking about how lots of people are acting differently and changing in one way or another, and how this either hurts or helps foster friendships. pretty much, mike summed it up with the whole "coolness" test, which i generally agree with. there was a lot more to the whole discussion, but the bottom line is that, based on how things look right now, a lot of people are falling off of my radar. i don't want to be an asshole, but i know where i want to be in the future. i know how much work it will require to get there, and i'm ready to make sacrifices to get there. if these sacrifices include severing ties with people to reduce dead weight, it might have to be done. pretty machiavellian outlook, but i know what my friends are capable of. i'm willing to help you get there, but if you aren't willing to cooperate then i'm not gonna fuck up my shit for you.
i guess this is just james carter's way of expressing lee's message.
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